I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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