Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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