giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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