whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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