yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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