it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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