I'm drive I can fine osifer
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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