i permit you to call me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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