Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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