DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
