went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my being single is dangerous.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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