operation have a gay friend backfired
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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