No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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