found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just googled if crying burns calories
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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