I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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