Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
it's like heaven, but drunker
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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