We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
well you can't waste a boner
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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