You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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