i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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