the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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