just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
