Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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