can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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