Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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