Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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