love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
