She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
That's how pantless uber rides happen
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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