Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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