he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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