Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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