Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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