Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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