Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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