fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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