If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
people are starting to question the shark bite story
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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