I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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