I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
