let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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