I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
be right there i have to get my cape
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
