The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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