Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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