Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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