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(224): View more from Illinois

Awesome. Ask her out.

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Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(212): View more from New York

where am i from again

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(805): View more from California

"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me

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(323): View more from California

rhymes with "ouble enetration"

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(212): View more from New York

Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter

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(505): View more from New Mexico

30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.

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(786): View more from Florida

I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience

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