Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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