Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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