Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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