no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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