yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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