Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He shit in the fireplace
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