i just google imaged poop.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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