The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
accomplished twins. life is a go
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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