dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize