Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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