listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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