READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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