Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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