I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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