? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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