No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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